Playing Solitaire with a Pack of Tarots

I tried playing solitaire with a pack of tarot cards but found it hard to predict. You're never quite sure if your cards are telling you have solitaire or Lou Gherigs Disease. Once I laid a High Priestess before bed but woke up next to a queen. I'm not sure what that means in Tarot maybe some life changes are coming my way, but in solitaire, that's a clear sign you have a drinking problem.

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